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Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts

Sep 2, 2010

Horny Vs Committed Who win?

One night stand is pretty common. I seriously, can't understand how can a guy separate their lovey dovey commitment feeling with their horny and spermanizer attitude???
I admitted that I had one night stand before. Twice. The second one was a mistake. I was drunk and I was in a gay bar. How am I supposed to know that straight guy find their target in GAY bar as well!. Cut story short we contacted. Not much.Say hi every now and then. And then suddenly out of nowhere his status in Facebook change. He is in a relationship. When I asked he said he is serious with his current GF. I mean that fast????? He just had his fun with me less than a month and now in a committed relationship? Funny. And I tried to flirt with him forking out details. Conversation goes like this:
Me: Hey, now you have a gf already, so I can't see you anymore?
Him: Why not?
Me: I don't know. Are you serious with your gf?
Him: Yea.
Me: Will you sleep with me in the future?
Him: I will.
Me: I thought you are serious with that girl?
Him: Yes, but I don't want to dissapoint you.
Me: Ooookay~~~ So you won't disappoint me but it is okay to disappoint your gf?
Him: I scared you will be angry.

After that conversation I left speechless. Seriously! speechless! Sorry but I have to use this.. WTF is wrong with that guy?! Seriously. Where all the good men went? They exticnt already?

She Was So Shocked

The Juice I woke up quite late today, around 2 something. My bf called me and asked me to get ready and we were going to have lunch. I took a shower, but then got no time to dry my hair. After I finished my shower, my bf had been waiting with his friend (let's call him as ABC) in ABC's car.
So I have to be fast, really fast. I wore clothes, took my bag. My hair was still so wet. I couldn't find my small towel so I just opened the wardrobe and grabbed something - which was a tube. A white tube. I planned to dry or at least wipe my wet hair during the time when we were on the way to the restaurant. We arrived - I left the "towel" inside the car.
But when I back home, I forgot to take the "towel" and left it in the car. OMG. Here it is.
My bf back to his home. Then ABC was going to pick his girlfriend up. Could you imagine how shocked his gf was.... A tube inside her bf car! OMG. ABC called me and asked whether it was mine and I said Yes, and sooooo sorry. It was soooo embarrassing..
I guess I have no face to meet them anymore. The fact that I use a tube as a towel was the stupidest thing I've ever done. I apologize to ABC and his gf and they said it's okay. ABC told me that his gf was so shocked and I could read if she almost mad at him. (=.=)||| FML..

Jun 30, 2010

Seriously Confused

I seriously don't know what to do. It's not a big problem actually. But.. here it is.
I have a guy friend. He just moved to Singapore to work. Well when I met him last few months, he kinda changed. The way he dressed, the way he talked. Previously back in my hometown (my high school friend) he dressed normally. As in not too outstanding that make you think he is gay.

He never talked about being in a relationship with any girl. Well I don't mind him being gay but if he is really gay, why he hide?? Come on! I am his best friend well for 10 years now!! For how long he can hide right? (If he is gay) I don't really know whether he is gay but all the clues leads to gay!! His facebook album pictures. NONE of them are girls! And all of them look gay!!! Gosh! And after our first meeting he always give excuses not to go out with me! Then back in college, he said he got gay admirers! As in stalker! I don't know if I am wrong or right, but so far gay guys only go after gay as well right?

I don't want to lose my friend. Please la if you are reading this, well he might... Just admit it!!! I can live with that and I will be happy if you are happy too! I AM YOUR FRIEND! I don't care that you are gay! ( Well I do, I'll try to adjust then) ARGHH!!!!

Jun 18, 2010

Girls

I find it funny that the popular girls back from high school all turned out to be dumpy women now even though they're just in their early twenties. In retrospect, those who were less popular/geeky/or even ugly turned out to be hotties now. I'm glad I belong to the latter group and not the former one ;p

Jun 16, 2010

I Will Regret If I Don't

I've known this guy since 2007. I was once interested in him, but I had no clue why nothing happen. It so happened that he YM me last night asking for a hug. And I jokingly replied "ok come if you dare" ( he was engaged). He took it seriously. One thing led to another he actually wanted to see me and .... with me. Well, previously he had the chance to do it when we went for holiday alone. And both of us weren't attached. But he didn't. He said he 'love' me too much to do it with me.

Cut story short, I asked him why he suddenly wanted to make love to me and he said " he scared he will regret if he didn't do it before he got married"

Well some thinking there huh?
You can never reason guys out when it come to sex.
Funny.

Jun 2, 2010

Dooced

I'm not angry nor gonna tell any secret because this is no secret to my friends, family and colleagues as well as my 'beloved' boss. But I would love to share since sharing is caring *wink*.

I love to blog, well it is how I resolves my anger issues, demeaning job, depressing life..etc.. And bitching is my expertise. Well I guess my readers know that because all the comments I get from the cowardly anonymous in my blog were " you are such a spoilt bratt!" "all you do is bitch about people, you will go to hell" and bla...bla..bla..

My previous job was boring..I have to do the same damn thing every single day! The pay was good actually because my job is literally brain-less. I seriously think they should include "do whatever photocopying machine does. No brain needed." in the job description.

One day one of my colleague told me about his blog. How he got sponsored and all. Then me too, excitingly told him about mine. I told him that mine is more to personal life. Wrote my link on a paper and passed it to him. But that idiotic friend of my forget to dispose the paper.

The next morning, my boss called me into his office. I have absolutely no idea why. When he told me he read my blog yesterday I was so shocked! And he gave me 1 month notice to clear up my crap and leave the office!

Well, now I have a better job and right after I leave the company I bitch about him in my blog for the last time. Muahahah! Can't believe after 2 years I still bitch about him!

Jun 1, 2010

Why Baby Why?

3 days ago I tried on three different outfits and asked my boyfriend which one he liked best. He said he like all of them. And when I asked him " Baby do I look pretty?" He will say " It's okay."
For the past few years we have been dating he always give the same damn answer! Sometime I really get annoyed!

It's nice that he didn't criticized me, but he didn't give me any help. If he is my boyFRIEND I need him to fulfill some of the 'friend' part of that word. I want him to be honest and get honest opinion. I rather he laugh at me at home then let everyone see me looking ugly outside the house!

Then he will reply the same old answer " Ok is the safest answer ma"

Girls, tell me should I kick him in the nuts???

May 31, 2010

Pretty Funny

It is pretty funny to me that girls (especially my lovely GF) splurge on shoes, handbags, make ups, clothing, nail polish, hair, ETC..ETC.. But when I went home one day with new plasma TV and PS3 after getting my yearly bonus! She said " You could have saved the money for us to go holiday this year!!" and continue to nag me for HOURS until I buy her a new branded bag. Seriously, is this women tactic to get gifts or what??

And to make it funnier, she is now addicted to the PS3 and now I have to buy games that are meant for 2 players instead of just one because if not I think she will make me buy branded shoes this time.

WOMEN.....

May 24, 2010

My bf is Movie Freak

I have this very amazing boyfriend. He is my 1st bf ever, and he used to be a nerd. But now he looks so handsome, and he is very friendly, very ambitious, he knows what he wants, he has his target, goals and all. I can say, this is the man i want as my husband. Its gotta be him.

But 1 thing i really really hate about him. EVERY SINGLE TIME we went out, we MUST, REALLY REALLY have to watch movie. NO MATTER HOW LATE IT IS, even if the movie he wanted to watch is not available, we would watch even cartoon.

Man! I'm a busy person, a seller and a student. I love looking for business opportunity and watching movie is really wasting time (for me). Even if the story is nice, i got something better to do!

I\'ve told him many times that i think its a waste of time and money, but he will make that annoying-sad-face! Grrrr!